communistbakery:

communistbakery:

I want to know how likely it is that my child will receive the gene for good wordplay

I’ll use a punnett square

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

amerlcanapparel:

*takes my homework home but doesn’t do it as a metaphor*

nasai:

ABOUTME

nasai:

ABOUTME

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

spankmehardbarry:

*stabs u repeatedly* its a metaphor

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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straightwhiteboyproblems:


take me home….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

officialunitedstates:

Some people on this site are so pretentious.  I’m incredibly better than them

officialfrenchtoast:

in case you guys want to buy it
Animated Rainbow Nyan Cat
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