mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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THE SIGNS AS LANA DEL REY SONGS:

cementality404:

aries - ultraviolence
taurus - video games
gemini - off to the races
cancer - black beauty
leo - money power glory
virgo - burning desire
libra - florida kilos
scorpio - gods and monsters
sagittarius - guns and roses
capricorn - yayo
aquarius - bel air
pisces - ride

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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Animated Rainbow Nyan Cat
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