im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
even if u take me to fancy restaurant ill probably still order chicken tenders
"as soon as you’re done vacuuming i need you to take out the trash and do the dishes"
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps